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Nine Things You Hate About Everyone
I found this in an e-mail I read a while ago. I thought it was hilarious! Let's find out if you agree...(edited for bad language)

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is, pal. Where the hey is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake so you can eat it." Uh, duh!!! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it?¿?

5. When people say (while watching a film), "Did you see that?" No, loser. I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"...Didn't really give me a choice there, didja sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, there has never been anything before it. If it's improved, there must have been something before it.

8. When people say, "Life is short." What the heck??? Life is the longest dang thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus had come, would I be standing here, dumbbell?