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CAKE RECIPE

servings: who knows?
ingredients needed: whatever you can find in your cupboard

1. Preheat oven. Get out ingredients and cooking utencils needed.

2. Grease pan. Crack three eggs in medium-sized bowl.

3. Measure two cups flour. Remove Billy's hands from flour. Wash flour off his hands. Measure flour again.

4. Sift flour and baking soda. Add dash of salt. Grab dustpan and clean pieces of bowl Billy knocked on floor. Get another bowl. Answer cell phone.

5. Return to kitchen. Take Billy's hands out of bowl. Wash Billy up. Answer door.

6. Return again. Remove lolipop from greased pan. Search dishwasher for another pan. Answer cell phone.

7. Return. Remove Billy's hands from bowl once more.

8. Notice greased pan and discover mound of chocolate inside. Make your way toward Billy, who tries to escape and knocks over bowl.

9. Wash kitchen. Call baker. Go to bed.